Lat last nght Prsnt-for-Lf Trump ssud an Xcutv Ordr lmnatng 3 lttrs from th Nglsh languag.

“No mor wok lttrs!” he clard. N addton to hlpng Mak Amrca Grat Agan, the Prsnt xpcts to sav bllons of ollars annually by rducng the alphabt by 11.5%. Possbly mor, as 2 of th formr lttrs ar vowls.

Says Co-Prsnt-for-Lf Lon Musk, “Th OG tam nd I look forwar to mplmntng the Prsnt’s vry modrat and rasonabl ajustmnt to Nglsh, whch for many yars has had too many lttrs, som of thm thanks to th ncomptnc of Jo Bn.”

Thank you an Go Blss Amrca.