As I tossed and turned at 4 AM today, imagining the horrors that are going to be visited upon this nation in the next four years, I kept trying to figure out how we got here.

Six months ago this election was a contest between two old men. Then the mildly cognitively impaired Democrat had to drop out, while the flagrantly insane Republican — a twice-impeached felon who tried to overturn an election and kept top-secret documents in his bathroom — got elected.

Do I have that right? Am I missing something? I keep feeling like I must be missing something. It’s so absurd on its face that my brain simply refuses to accept it, and I end up feeling like there’s smoke pouring out of my ears.

I guess it’s about time for me to (try to) stop obsessing over this. What more is there to say? The voters have spoken, and they’re all like:

So fuck it, as Lebowski would tell us. Gotta move on. Hey, the Warriors are good this year. That’s something.