A while back I was listening to the Band’s song “Life Is a Carnival”:

And, you know, sometimes Ls sound like Rs, and Levon’s drawl makes the vowels a little squirrelly, so for a moment I heard it as “life is a carnivore.” And I thought to myself: What a great title. I want to use that as the title for something.

So now I have. That’s it. That’s the post.