If you’re like me, you will find no end of delight in this website for a Japanese maker of clothes for cats. Not only does it feature numerous photos of uncomfortable-looking cats in ridiculous costumes, but it is also loaded with colorful text comically translated from the Japanese. I think the following says it all:
1. You need to dress a cat. And you will say to a cat together with a family. “It has changed just for a moment”. [ “it being very dear” or ] You will pass pleasant one time.
2. If a family and a cat become fortunate, you will take a commemorative photo! Therefore, please photo your cat lovelily with much trouble.
3. If it finishes taking a photograph, you will make it remove clothes from a cat immediately. You will say then, without forgetting the language of gratitude to a cat. “– be flooded — a way — good — having done one’s best — ! — ”
One disclaimer, though: If you actually purchase one of these outfits, and attempt to shoehorn your cat into it, and get clawed for your trouble, and come down with the Cat Scratch Fever and end up in Intensive Care, it’s not my fault.