Jerkin’ Back’n’Forth

Sally and Ted in happier times.

So, yeah, I haven’t been writing much lately, but there’s a good reason for it: I am terribly worried about the Forths.

You see, I must read all the comics in the newspaper every day. I am compelled to do so, even though much of the time I hate myself for it (never more so than when I find my eyes drifting down to “Luann” even before reading the strips above it).