To be honest, I probably wouldn’t hammer in the morning, because I am not awake then. I wouldn’t hammer in the evening, either; that would be gauche. I would hammer in the mid to late afternoon, if at all. It’s entirely possible that the hammer would just sit there gathering dust, and perhaps eventually be sold on eBay. With any luck, the hammer’s new owner would be more of a morning person.
If I had a hammer…
by bill | Nov 1, 2006 | Whatever Else | 1 comment
I’ve long believed that Pete Seeger and Dr. Seuss should have been in a band together.
“would you hammer in the morning with a fox?
Would you hammer in the evening wearing sox?”