So dedicated am I to this blog-off that, with midnight fast approaching, I came this close to passing up an opportunity to get laid in order to write something. This close.
And then I came to my senses.
A true confession
by bill | Oct 10, 2006 | Whatever Else | 1 comment
Laid
by Shaquille O’Neal
Laid down upon
a crinkly nest.
Laid on a soft pile of
greens, of chard, of other greens, like green lettuce, for example.
Laid
awake
at night
for hours.
Do people still “get laid” in this
post-9/11 world?
What with the global warming and all?
Really, do they really still “get laid”?
I guess
they do.