Two cowboys — we’ll call them Roy and Butch — are out riding on the south 40 one day when they stop to take a piss. They are whizzing happily into some bushes when a rattlesnake lunges out and bites Butch right on the tip of his penis.
Butch yelps in pain and surprise and falls to the ground. “What happened?” asks Roy.
“Damn snake bit me right on the johnson!” yells Butch. “What do I do, man?”
“I’ll Google it,” says Roy.