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April 11, 2006
Revenge of the Poetic Spam
My spam filter seems to have gotten hip to these, so I haven’t gotten one in my inbox for awhile, but the following slipped through a couple days ago. I think that this is about George W. Bush (best line: “extemporaneous bicker toga flow, a Republican radiologist whitewash”).
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Spam, wonderful spam
Posted by bill at April 11, 2006 8:40 PM
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It wasnt doubting you made the time so long but justbecause you werent here.
Ill go out of my mind if I have to putup with his spying much longer. I began tothink I was the original ugly duckling.
Exigently, shamelessly,she pried into the mystery. He was gone, ripping his cuff on a loose paling, swishing in thelong grass of the lane. Goodness gracious, Douglas, what ARE you saying! Against awhore you could assert yourself by paying up and clearing out. The way his facehad suddenly relaxed frightened her, but made her happy too.
By the way, I know somebody whos dead nuts on you. He could have keptme there till I dried up like Montaulk.
For his life,that was just how he thought of it, too.
I thought your father never thought of anything else, James saidso. Her father is most intimately connectedwith the Felsies and her uncle was a bishop in England.
When I read it I wished I could find anIngelarius.
He moved away irresolutely and picked uphis hat, wiped a patch of dust off the nap on his sleeve. The injustice, the cunning of the question, made her frown. He braced himself, then caught her eye andweakened. Harriet passed without speaking and went into the house.
Ive hated men all my life in this plague spot andyoure the only one Ive ever loved. He went to the window, threw it open, and took a deepbreath. Didnt you seethe other day when he came into the room? But he said toDoug, You be careful what youre doing there. Gardeners dont usually wear hats with satin linings.
Their kneestouched and a sharp barb of fire ran up his thighs.
Even at a quarter of that it wasnot saleable now. A decent, modest girl, a nice girl, wouldnt look at a manin that hungry way. Even at a quarter of that it wasnot saleable now. It was Cabell who brushed the proferred exhibit aside. His face was puffed up andred with anger. She pulled it open and fled into the passage, where she stumbled,squealing, over something.
Mrs Peppiotts eyes bubbled out from under their scaly lids.
He could have keptme there till I dried up like Montaulk. It was Cabell who brushed the proferred exhibit aside.
By the way, I know somebody whos dead nuts on you. He did not pause to analyse his emotions so precisely. Nothing so vulgar and sordid could interest aPeppiott woman!
Posted by: mike s. at September 24, 2006 7:36 PM