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June 7, 2005
So tell me honestly...
How do you feel about this whole astrology thing? I myself don't believe in it. Mostly. But every once in a while something leads me to wonder.
Like today, for instance, is the birthday of both Tom Jones and Prince. So I started looking around the Web to see if somewhere it said "Your Birthday Today: You are a sex machine to all the chicks."
Which it didn't. But I did find out that today is also the birthday of two showbiz types who are known to have very large penises--Dave Navarro (Jane's Addiction guitarist) and Liam Neeson (Jedi Knight)--as well as Dean Martin. Was Dino well-hung? I can't remember ever hearing one way or the other. But he certainly had a lot of self-confidence.
And just to add to the picture, also born today: Anna Kournikova. You can insert your own joke here. I mean literally, you can click on "Comment" and insert your own joke.
Somebody's birthday
Posted by bill at June 7, 2005 3:29 PM
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the Kournikova conundrum aside, popstrology has the answer to all your other questions: http://www.popstrology.com/lookup.html
Posted by: briggs at June 22, 2005 5:17 PM
That's false. Kournikova is Russian for "Milton Berle"
Posted by: xian at June 8, 2005 6:00 PM
Little-known fact:
"Kournikova" is actually Russian for "You are a sex machine to all the chicks. And you have a very large penis."
Posted by: John Shade at June 7, 2005 9:49 PM