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May 19, 2005
A true story
So I was at my dad’s place. It was somewhat late at night. Struck with the urge to relieve my bowels, I looked around for some reading material and noticed America: The Book, with Jon Stewart on the cover, on the coffee table.
Upon seating myself, I flipped the book open at random to page 103 and read:
“Now that you have read the first five chapters and assimilated every word into the fiber of your being—or have randomly opened to this page while taking a dump—you are ready to learn about campaigns and elections.”
A chill ran down my spine. It seemed important at the time.
Whatever else
Posted by bill at May 19, 2005 8:20 PM
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that other time, you didn't really freak me out. I was just saying that. For sport. But this time. Seriously: you're freaking me out.
Posted by: cecil vortex at May 21, 2005 7:46 PM