Alert the Media: Rodent Does Not See Shadow

Gobbler's Knob, indeed.

Well, will miracles never cease…for the first time in recent memory, that chubby little prognosticating mammal in Pennsylvania has predicted an early spring.

Of course, we all know, don’t we, that Groundhog Day is fixed? The town elders of Punxsutawney get together every year and decide in advance what the outcome of the shadow-seeing-or-not-seeing drama is going to be. It is all a cruel charade inflicted annually on the American public, who really ought to know better.

Still…this being only the second day of February, I’ll take all the good news I can get. Let’s go ahead and call this a positive sign, cause why not? Early spring for everyone!

3 Responses to “Alert the Media: Rodent Does Not See Shadow”

  1. The Old Man in KS Says:

    I was wondering how this came out this year. This important news sort of got crowded out by all the media jaw flapping about the Iowa caucuses results.

  2. Merle Baggard Says:

    Pitchers and Catchers report soon!

  3. Merle Baggard Says:

    Dude, 23 days since the last post? You’re killing me Smalls.

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