R.I.P. Lou Reed

Posted in Dancing about architecture on October 27th, 2013 by bill
[caption id="attachment_4693" align="alignnone" width="390" caption="Not a man to be trifled with."][/caption] We knew this day would come. In fact, given Lou’s history, the fact that he persisted into the 21st century at all must be considered a minor miracle. Still — a world with Lou Reed in it was a more interesting world, and one we shall not see again. Lou will not be forgotten, of course. I haven’t sat down and done the hard math on this, but I would guesstimate that of the 100 greatest songs ever written, Lou is responsible for about a dozen. If he had been hit by a bus (or ODed) after The Velvet Underground and Nico came out in 1967, he still would have had a profound impact on rock’n’roll history. As it is his influence is incalculable. So, to hell with calculations. Let’s look back instead at the immortal words of Dr. Thompson, always a comfort at times like these:
[He] was one of God's own prototypes — a high-powered mutant of some kind who was never even considered for mass production. He was too weird to live and too rare to die — and as far as I'm concerned, that's just about all that needs to be said about him right now.... He will not be missed — except perhaps in Fat City, where every light in town went dim when we heard he'd finally cashed his check.

Overheard at the gym

Posted in Whatever Else on October 22nd, 2013 by bill
One weightlifter to another: “I can’t believe you’re more narcissistic than me.”

Mr. Moonlight, I presume

Posted in Dancing about architecture on October 14th, 2013 by bill
Bit of a surreal experience this weekend: I caught the Napa, CA stop on Peter Murphy’s “Mr. Moonlight” tour, where he is playing Bauhaus songs without the assistance of any other members of Bauhaus. I had strong reservations about this whole concept, but in the end the chance to see Mr. M belting out the classics was just too much to resist. The venue was the charming but somewhat seedy Uptown Theatre, and the crowd was a select group of 65 or so hardy souls, mostly us geezers, but with a handful of younger folks scattered in. The beginning of the show was not auspicious; “King Volcano” and “Kingdom’s Coming,” two quieter numbers, were marred by technical problems, with Murphy gesticulating irritably to offstage figures. The band members appeared to have an average age of about 19, and the guitar player was brand new, having just learned the repertoire. He had a good haircut, but I did not envy him trying to fill Daniel Ash’s shoes. (Truly, the shoes that no man would want to wear.) But after that shaky start, things settled down, and we were treated to a nice trio of songs from In the Flat Field. These simpler, rawer songs obscured whatever shortcomings the band may have had, while Murphy — though clearly somewhat weary of voice — shrieked and wailed in his own inimitable fashion. For just a moment it was possible to imagine you were in a dark club somewhere in England in 1980, listening to some weird but brilliant band no one had ever heard of. Other highlights included: •  “Passion of Lovers,” pounded out with gusto by the chubby drummer, who looked as if he were about to have an infarction at any moment. •  Surprising, and surprisingly successful, dips into “Boys” and “The Spy in the Cab.” •  The inevitable “Bela Lugosi’s dead,” ridiculous and irresistible as ever. The bassist, whatever his name was, did a superb job reproducing David J.’s slinky line while The Prince of Darkness stood in the back with his reading glasses on, coaxing bat sounds from his phone. Very strange. Very 2013. But highly entertaining. The show closed with scorching versions of “Stigmata Martyr” and “Dark Entries,” followed by a song I didn’t know which I am led to believe was a Dead Can Dance cover. Then Peter’s personal assistant appeared to inform us that he was sorry but there would be no encores. This irritated me only slightly until I looked online and saw that other, similar shows had been followed by a five-song encore of “Hollow Hills,” “Spirit,” “She’s in Parties,” “Telegram Sam,” and “Ziggy Stardust.” That would have brought the roof down — though to be fair it was a fragile-looking roof — or at least caved in part of my skull, but it was not to be. Well, on the whole, I can’t complain. Peter could just as easily be in prison now — he had a recent issue with the law in Southern California, which I won’t get into here; if you want you can find all the deets online, including a sad-looking mugshot. Instead I got to hear some songs I love and have a delightful weekend in Napa. Someday I’ll get my encores...maybe at the Bauhaus reunion in Hell.

Warning: Extreme Kitten Danger

Posted in Whatever Else on October 10th, 2013 by bill
That is what it should say, on large red signs posted 100 yards in every direction from the Companion Animal Foundation in the Humboldt hamlet of Sunny Brae. From the outside, the storefront looks like any regular thrift shop, littered with loose clothes and books. But make your way past this innocent facade to the back and you will find yourself facing the mortal peril of the Kitten Room. Which is just that, a room full of kittens up for adoption. I find it hard to believe that this kind of thing is allowed to go on unregulated. It’s like having a free public crack house down the street. “I’ll just look at the crack,” you tell yourself. “Maybe I’ll smoke a little. But I’m definitely not taking any home with me.” So far no kittens have wormed their evil way into my household, but that could change at any moment. Deep breath. One day at a time, isn’t that what they say?

Don’t watch this

Posted in Whatever Else on October 1st, 2013 by bill
Unless you’re willing to risk feeling stupidly happy for awhile: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHogg7pJI_M