Groundhog Day Again Again Again

It’s a pretty lovely day here in the City of the Proud, despite the foul prognostications of that obnoxious rodent in Pennsylvania. I’ve said this all before, but I’m not such a fan of the groundhog. Every damn year it supposedly sees its shadow and we are told that no, spring won’t be coming early this year, foolish humans. I’m starting to think there’s some kind of conspiracy behind the whole thing—maybe the companies who make winter coats, or speculators in natural gas?

Well I for one refuse to go along. I do not acknowledge your authority, Marmota monax. I’m going to go ahead and act as if spring starts today, and let’s see you stop me.

2 Responses to “Groundhog Day Again Again Again”

  1. Willis Says:

    Punxsutawney PHIL…. The PHILter. Coincidence? I think not…

    There are no coincidences and there are no accidents.
    (paraphrased from William S. Burroughs)

  2. Evan Says:

    The Bay Area is exempt from all Marmota monax divination.

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