Another old joke made new

Today’s morsel of schtick continues my project of updating old jokes for the 21st century, which basically just consists of adding the word “Google” to them. Try to hear it in your head in the voice of Chevy Chase.

Google announced today that it was pulling out of China.

A frustrated China could not be reached for comment.

2 Responses to “Another old joke made new”

  1. Cecil vortex Says:

    I like to add “in google” to the end of fortune cookies.

  2. Merle Baggard Says:

    Not sure how to update this one, but have been thinking about it a lot lately.

    An old Jewish joke that Woody Allen says reflects his view on life –

    2 old jewish lades are eating at a resteraunt, and one says, “the food here is terrible”. To which the other replies, “yes, and the portions are too small.”

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