Tan in 60 Seconds

The Express on the floor is folded open to an ad with the headline “GET TAN IN 60 SECONDS.”

Now excuse me, but wouldn’t any tan you could get in 60 seconds be better described as “radiation burns”?

One Response to “Tan in 60 Seconds”

  1. Cecil Vortex Says:

    yes!

    -Cecil

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